INTRODUCTION

Years of dealing with women in various capacities has prompted me to try to understand and eventually analyze what the fuck is going on in their heads, and with their bodies. As crazy as this may sound to men, the actions of the more complex of the two genders can be relatively understood if viewed with a very open mind and from way outside the box. Guys, being inside the box distorts your ability to think clearly. If you haven't figured that out by now you should have. Ladies, if you do decide to read this, you will have to keep an open mindway more open than it usually is.

I don't know why I waited so long but it wasn't until fairly recently that I decided to try to connect the dots and make some sense out of relationships and what is really going on between the sexes. And I don't mean in a superficial way either, I mean to dig deep and think hard. As it would appear that we were meant to have a partner, why is it so difficult to get along sometimes?

As the title states this is a book about "all women" but you will quickly realize that it's about all men, too. The focus however is clearly not on us; we're more like the victims. I didn't say that we were innocent victims, just victims.

As I plan to use some of my own life experiences, connections, and misconnections with women, I also plan to touch on a few historical events and delve much deeper than I should into the Bible and the Christian religion. It gets messy too but it's clearly relevant, so it's included.

I would hope that as you progress through these pages the contents will bring to mind examples of your own experiences. Whether female or male, you should have an abundance of them. If you don't, then you're either way too complacent, don't have a very good
memory, or you just don't give a shit.

So like it or not, we're all in this together. I expect it will continue long after we're all gone, and new generations of women and men are born and try to figure out how to cohabitate and deal with each other through the trials and tribulations of life. So let's spend a little time to see if we can make it more tolerable. If that comment surprises you, then it's important that you're not mislead by the title of the book. Pay attention now because the whole point of this is totry to bridge the gender gap,
gain a better understanding of each other, and bring us all closer together.

Yes, ladies, you read that correctly. I know it's not readily apparent in the title nor will it be in the first few chapters either. But bear with me and be patient. And if you haven’t already figured it out from the title, what will become readily apparent is that I'm not into polyticol corectnes. I don't even know how to spell polyticol corectnes so don't look for it or expect to find it anywhere in the following pages or you will be greatly disappointed.